Some random photos

Quite simply, these are a selection of random photos that I've taken that amused me for one reason or another.

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What the hell is on their menu?

That is good news. Unless you're a deaf vegetarian

An fantastic cactus. Or a rubbish dalek

It's not often you find a balloon advertising Malaria.

The most fun you can have with a grilled pepper

The things I do for publicity #1

The things I do for publicity #2 (not the beard - that was by choice)

The most ludicrous hotel room in the world

Grilled baby? For £9.99? Take that credit crunch!

I love the fact that they started off small, then decided to go big!

A parking space reserved for parents of headless children.

For those times when you don't just want to kills ants, you want to DESTROY them!

Check the slogan on the top left. It's patently nicked from a budget brothel.

The perfect solution after a
night's heavy drinking.

The most pointless request stop ever.

I love the sign on the glass. It suggests you can eat and exercise at the same time.

But why do you need such a heavy driver? And urgently?

I saw these on a wall. I like to think that the person wearing them suddenly evaporated.

They don't seem entirely sure of what's in this. Apart from Egg. It definitely contains egg.

Someone really doesn't want pigeons sitting on this postbox.

A typically Brighton response to some anti-Brighton grafitti

I found this terrifying sight when I opened a drawer in the children's section of Hove museum. Genuinely disturbing.

In a totally different museum, I discovered that Victorian dolls are pretty menacing.

Want some breakfast? Can't read French? It'll cost you.