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These are the entries for the 2005 scary vegetable competition. How delightful...

This was the winning entry by
Ben Davis - a lettuce-based cross between a wookie and Teenwolf.
My very own vegetable spider. Diane's freaky turnip with Adam's melon lurking in the background.
     
A selection of only mildly sinister vegetables to be honest. Sas and Maya's vegetable witch. Lucy's vegetable gimp (complete with olive ball-gag).
     
Tim and Rae's pumpkin chandelier. I would have lit it, but an inferno would surely have resulted so I didn't. After three years of producing nothing, Eli's vegetable was eagerly awaited. This was well worth the wait then Eli. Thanks. This looks like one of the tweenies. The pumpkin at the back was bought off a random bloke by Luke, who tried to pass it off as his own. Shame on you.
     
Andy's entry. I found this in pieces the next morning as it had been flung off the balcony by Andy. A vegetable caterpillar obviously. Apparently this is a chilli rat. Poor.
     
Jim's fennel-based Alien. Adam's entry which took second place. Scary
because the melon seems to be enjoying the
fact that there's an arrow through it's head.
   
Some veg on veg action. Not really scary this one, but vegetable based nonetheless.
   
Ben and Adam pose with their respective
prize-winning vegetables.
A load of vegetables.
   
A load more vegetables. Even more vegetables.


And that concludes the entries for the 2005 scary vegetable competition at my annual Halloween party. I will also be putting pictures up of the previous year's entries when I get a chance, so it's worth checking back to see former winners such as Robin's spectacular aubergine-based penguin, or Archie and Tara's marrow porn star.

 

 

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