Who is Mark Allen?

Dear Person

Thanks for coming to my website. You may have found your way here for any number of reasons. Maybe it was blind curiousity. Perhaps it was fate. It's also possible that it was just some low-level stalking. Either way, that's not what's important right now. What you actually want to know is who the hell I am and why I'm taking up valuable bandwidth with my website. Well permit me to introduce myself...

I am just one of many Mark Allens on the internet and indeed the wider world. One Mark Allen is a triathlete, another Mark Allen is a snooker player and yet another Mark Allen murdered someone with a butter knife in 1983, though we'd rather not talk about him. I'm an entirely different Mark Allen altogether. I'm a Mark Allen that does comedy, writing and acting. I can honestly say that I've never even threatened anyone with a butter knife.

Now either the above information has mildly intrigued you enough to stick around and explore this site further, or you've just realised that you're here by accident and you're trying to think of another website to look at. If the latter's the case, may I suggest this website here.

If you're still with me, I'm guessing you want to find out more. Well done you. There are several sections within this website that will furnish you with further information about what I get up to. There's details about my comedy, information about my writing and a whole load of other stuff that won't fit anywhere else.

Throughout the site, there are all manner of joyous things to busy yourself with, which will hopefully make your life at least 0.02% more pleasing. Please feel free to peep, delve and rummage to your heart’s content.

Cheers